COUGH UP YOU BLEEDERS!: (Las Vegas to Death Valley, USA)

Here we go! You don't think this cycling trip through one of the hottest and inhospitable places on earth is for fun do you. There's easier ways to get a suntan. It's basically all part of our charitable portfolio darling.

In essence, Kris is giving Neko a backy through the desert and over the Sierra Nevada mountain range…for a larf…and your hard earned cash. All money goes to our Salvation Army chums in Greece (read more on the 'Just Giving' website. This is so y'all can live in a better place, because if we give them money, the Salvos won't be out on the street pestering you all with their trumpets, bonnets, and collection tins. Don't pay us…and we'll unleash the full fury of the Sally Army onto your streets.